Here are step by step instructions for deep frying your bird.
BUT! Before you fry it up, watch this: Big Bear Fire Department How Not To Fry A Turkey!
Here's an unintentional turkey flame-up. Not a good way to cook it, not a good way to shave.
Want to make something for Christmas that is truly outrageous? Unforgettable? Over the top? Do a turducken - a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. I know you're just chomping at the bit to get going on it, so here are the instructions - with photos! - for your adventure. (Please save me a serving!)